That's right, he's not dead. There was a Ryan Metro sighting at the Louisville skatepark. Metro has been laying low, working on some top secret maneuvers. However, he had to cut the night short. Apparently, it's a bad idea to take an erectile dysfunction pill before going bike riding. Why did he do it? "Because I wanted to see what it was like." Do you have problems in that area Ryan? "No, my bone is fine. I just wanted to try it out. Now I have to go see my girlfriend and get rid of this thing."Metro is a kook. Gotta love him. Here is some old footage of him. Keep working, you'll be that good one day.
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