Deeez nuts....

That title was inspired by a debate over the intros being included on hip hop albums. I say "NO", but you can't argue with what "deeez nuts" has done for our culture. Anyway, with that said, here's what dee DuFFS nuts have been up to lately:

Alex Magallan- got tired of the Australian women, so he came back to the US, and is currently picking up chicks in Austin.

Jake Seeley- Jake got tired of being rejected by the women in Australia, so he's back in Austin, getting rejected by women there. I'm thinking of holding a benefit for him....

Kevin Porter- Kevin is in Austin drinking coffee, pondering life, and eating breakfast EVERY morning. It's not pretty when that dude misses breakfast.

Jimmy LeVan- James is currently fixing his hair, not sending me news updates, and heading to Austin for South by Southwest. Though he acts like he's going for other reasons, we know the truth.

Mark Mulville- Mark is continuing to train for his starring role in the sequel to The Big Lebowski. Who more perfect to play "dude junior", and than dude junior himself? He can be found in various ROTC buildings on college campuses looking for things to tie the room together.

Karl Poynter- Karl has been playing a lot of foosball. He also was shooting people in the nuts with paintballs all weekend. He did make an appearance at the Louisville Skatepark, but I wasn't around to witness it. I think he did a skidder around the entire park, but that hasn't been confirmed yet.

Did you notice a common thread in this update? OVER HALF OUR TEAM IS IN AUSTIN AT THE MOMENT!!! I need a vacation......